There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we're making bets on your personal life
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
