Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
How's work?
Spinning.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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