Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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