The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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