Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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