I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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