When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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