'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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