They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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