Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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