She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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