its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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