That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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