I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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