I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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