think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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