I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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