is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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