I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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