So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
