You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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