problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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