Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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