Will you blow on my dice?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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