over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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