I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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