whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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It's just like the Real World with babies
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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