I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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