I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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