: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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