How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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