Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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