Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
