We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
