i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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