we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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