Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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