Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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