We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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