u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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