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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.