she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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