No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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