I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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