therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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