Swine flu. Run for my life!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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