Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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