who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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