even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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