Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
How's work?
Spinning.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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