I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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