Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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