last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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