why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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