I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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