And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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